King Tut DNA 99.6% Western European

Recently-leaked DNA test results prove ancient Egyptian royal Pharaoh Tutankhamen, aka King Tut, is 99.6% Western European. The results were mistakenly leaked in the American cable television show Royal Blood: King Tut Unwrapped. The tests were conducted to find out if a newly-discovered mummy was the boy king’s father. The Secretary General of the Egyptian Supreme Council of Antiquities, Zahi […]

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Persians Were White: Disney

The Walt Disney Corporation has been forced to make some uncomfortable truths known about the racial makeup of ancient Persians, after modern-day Persians planned to boycott the company’s big-budget summer movie over the race of its lead actor. “Persians were very light skinned. […] The Turks kind of changed everything. But back in the 6th century, a lot of them […]

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