Julius “Woody” Malema, president of ANC Youth League, has dozens of fines issued against him for various violations, but bluntly refuses to “acknowledge” their validity, because “they fought the struggle against oppression”?????? I guess they don’t have traffic violations in the rest of Africa either – it must be a white-man thing.

It doesn’t really help that you can bribe the average traffic cop for the equivalent of $10…

Strict laws on the road? This bastard is lying through his teeth. I suppose anything goes when you want to give a false sense of security to tourists and foreigners attending Football (Soccer) World Cup 2010 games.

But forget drunk drivers folks. These days you are lucky if you are not hijacked as you drive out of OR Tambo aka Johannesburg International aka Jan Smuts airport by criminals pretending to be police or traffic cops.