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Bear Joins “War” On Terror

Apart from Republicans kicking some Dummycrat behind, I also enjoyed the following from Doberman at ILSA.

Uh oh, expect mass suicide bombings of bears now.

BBC – A bear killed two militants after discovering them in its den in Indian-administered Kashmir, police say.

Two other militants escaped, one of them badly wounded, after the attack in Kulgam district, south of Srinagar.

The militants had assault rifles but were taken by surprise – police found the remains of pudding they had made to eat when the bear attacked.

It is thought to be the first such incident since Muslim separatists took up arms against Indian rule in 1989.

The militants had made their hideout in a cave which was actually the bear’s den, said police officer Farooq Ahmed.

The dead have been identified as Mohammad Amin alias Qaiser, and Bashir Ahmed alias Saifullah.

News of the attack emerged when their injured comrade went to a nearby village for treatment.

“Word spread in the village that Qaiser had been killed by the bear,” another police officer said.

A joint party of the police and army personnel went into the forest and collected the bodies of the two militants.

Police say they also recovered two Kalashnikov assault rifles and some ammunition from the hideout.

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  1. ron says

    Notice how the Liberal writers at the BBC label the muslim terrorists as “militants”. They’re just as deranged over there as they are over here.

    Btw, this is a real funny story. The dumb bastards couldn’t even kill a bear with automatic weapons. I can see one terrorist being taken by surprise…but so many?! Bunch of fucking numbnuts. You’d think they’d have a sentinel watching the cave entrance since they’re hiding out in caves. Typical brain-dead muslims.

  2. Aryan says

    Maybe the USA Army should now seriously considder training Bears to fight their wars in Afghanistan and Iraq :-)

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