Thanks.
No matter how fantastic and impossible it may sound, it makes a helluva lot more sense than what those deranged “truthers” are saying. Of course what I said was a fantasy to poke fun at those morons, but those morons just may believe it. Soon, you may hear them repeating it.

You are correct! It was an inside job and I hope Hussein Obama uncovers the secret archives in The White House basement that will reveal what we already know.

This is how it all happened:

President Bush working with Rudy Giuliani planted thermite bombs and C-4 explosives in the WTC towers and the surrounding building under the guise that Rudy was building his emergency command post at 7 World Trade Center.

After that mission was completed, it’s widely believed that Dick Cheney was at the controls of the first plane that hit the WTC. He survived the impact by having the cockpit secretly upgraded a month earlier to withstand the impact. Upon exiting the plane, Cheney donned a disguise and rode a secret elevator down to the lobby, where he exited the building and got on the PATH train at the station underneath the WTC to New Jersey where he connected with a regularly scheduled Amtrak train in Newark back to Washington.

It’s also believed that Karl Rove was at the controls of the second plane to hit the WTC and exited the building donning his disguise and riding another secret elevator to the lobby, where he similarly took the PATH train to Newark for a connecting Amtrak shuttle to Washington.

Donald Rumsfeld flew the plane into the Pentagon using a similarly upgraded cockpit, survived, and then leapt from the burning wreckage using a flame retardant suit where he was able to fool everyone by pretending to rescue the victims by carrying them from the burning building.

Colin Powell was scheduled to fly the third plane that went down in Shanksville, Pennsylvania but called in sick that day. An unnamed CIA employee volunteered for the job and to this day the only person who knows his identity is George W. Bush.

All of these facts are in the secret archives buried underneath The White House basement and the American peoples’ only hope in discovering the truth is for The Chosen One to unearth them. Only Hussein Obama can authorize that excavation to unleash the truth. Knowing how he despises Bush and his people, I’m sure that it’s just a matter of time.

Five questions never answered by Bush’s investigation:
1 How were temperature readings at the site, above 2,000 degrees if there was only jet fuel, which burns at 1200 degrees?
2 How was there molten steel in the basement, when steel melts at 2,500 degrees?
3 What happened to the solid concrete elevator towers, that were the backbone of the buildings? Completely collapsed? Completely ignored?
4 Why were there sulfur readings in the debris, a sign of plastic explosives that burn above 3,000 degrees?
5 Why did the Bush’s report ignore these points and then call conspiracists crazy, instead of just answering these questions, which haven’t yet been answered?

Then, in 2012, we can send that other racist black bastard back to Chicago!