Sir Freddy Walkerlongaway and Lady Mary Gunnabeacook arived at Aussie Brian’s place this week to let me test out Sir Freddy’s new prototype McRoo Shredder. He’s real proud of his sign writing and asked if I could give him a TRP sticker for it. Apparently he’s a great fan of The Right Perspective.
Sir Freddy arrived at Aussie Brian's place during the week so I could test out his prototype McRoo Shredder. (Click Image For Full Size).
Sir Freddy picked up a heap of dead ‘roos as they drove up from Wheelabarrabak. Lady Mary Gunnabeacook de-Nadded the ‘roos and cooked us a pile of McRooNads. We got plenty of drinks ready, as we knew it’d be thirsty work, once we got stuck into.
Please Note: The following pictures show graphic photos of animal food preparation.
This McRoo Shredder is a portable one. Sir Freddy reckons it’s great for when mates come around for lunch or dinner, you just go out and pick up some dead ‘roos and you’ve got McRoo Burgers for every one in minutes.
Sir Freddy uses an an axe when he’s preparing the ‘roos, but once I showed him how quicker it was with the chainsaw I couldn’t get it back off him!
Aussie Brian gets the chain saw going. It doesn't take long before we get a pile of 'roo parts ready for the McRoo Shredder. (Click Image For Full Size).
Next part of the operation was testing the McRoo Shredder, and what an amazing machine old mate Sir Freddy had put together with old bits of broken lawn mowers and metal garbage bins!
I asked Sir Freddy how he put the McRoo Shredder together. He said, “Freddy dun it real easy old mate Aussie Brian, jussed tip that old motor and blades on the side and cousin Billy welds the bin on. Freddy smart for a black fella, hey”.
Sir Freddy suggested I try a ‘roo with the skin and bone left on to really give it a full test. It handled it no problems at all. As Sir Freddy explained, shredding a ‘roo this way leaves more road tar in the mince, whilst also leaving bone marrow and the rich entrails in the finished product.
He explained that a lot of people like the crunchy texture of the bone chips with the extra fibre from the hair.
Aussie Brian puts the McRoo Shredder through it's paces. Sir Freddy suggested trying a 'roo with fur and bones left on for a full test. It worked like a charm! (Click Image For Full Size).
As you can see, we’ve eaten most of the McRooNads, this sort of work really builds up a man’s appetite.
What do you reckon TRP fans, Aussie Brian reckons Sir Freddy Walkerlongaway’s on to a winner here. He’s only going to retail them to the public through The Right Perspective, and all sales commission will go towards helping TRP stay on short wave.
For enquiries into purchasing a McRoo Shredder contact Frank, John or The Newsguy.
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