The Queensland Courier Mail reveals Australian Government to unveil plans to force school students to learn about secret aboriginal culture.
It's mid-afternoon at Johnny Pistabit's home, and little Ida Luvafeed hopes her mum sobers up in time to buy her some McRooNads. Every one pitched in to clean up Johnny's place as you can see. That's Sir Freddy Walkerlongaway discussing leasing arrangements with Johnny and Larry Pistabit in the back ground. (Click Image To Enlarge)
Read the July 16 article in the Courier Mail here. Indigenous people, including recently knighted and esteemed aboriginal Sir Freddy Walkerlongaway are outraged about their centuries old ways being portrayed and taught in schools by ignorant white fellas.
Mean while Sir Freddy is still building McRoo Burger Palaces all over the outback. Below is an exclusive photo of Sir Freddy discussing a new McRoo Burger Palace with Johnny and Larry Pistabit in the outback town of Nuffenmuchear.
Sir Freddy rang me from the little outback town of Nuffenmuchear, he’d taken Lady Mary Gunnabeacook with him to show Johnny Pistabit’s daughters Elsie and Lisa Pistabit how to cook McRooNads in car hub caps.
Sir Freddy explained to the Pistabit family, “Dere’s good earning you dollars in McRoo Burgers and Nads. You fellas could even buy some new sticks and add a veranda to your home!”
The Pistabit family confided with Aussie Brian, “Could be chance here for sellin ‘roo tucker, so every one cleaned up real good to impress Sir Freddy, sept for little Ida’s mum, jussed is always pissed that girl.”
Sir Freddy was frothing through the phone as he told me about secret aboriginal ways being taught in schools, “Old mate Aussie Brian, you good white fella mate, dont mind tellin secret ways to you cause you dont flap dem gums around about special business.”
He continued, “Freddy worken hard, teaching eekonomick fiskal policy, traditional ‘roo cooking, ‘roo mating ceremony and how getting the Queen of England to knight abos. Now the white fella government goin to tell everyone our secrets.”
Once the word got out, kids, old folks and dogs swarmed to Nuffenmuchear for free McRooNads. They're all waiting for the go ahead to get stuck into them, even little Ida Luvafeed got some. (Click Image To Enlarge)
Any way, Sir Freddy reckons the Nuffenmuchear trip was a great success. Lady Mary Gunnabeacook and Johnny Pistabit’s daughters cooked up dozens of hub caps filled with McRooNads and invited all the locals to try them out. Even though little Ida Luvafeed’s mum never sobered up in time, little Ida managed to scramble some Nads for herself.
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It’s always good to hear from Brian and the interesting bits never covered by MSM.
I’m sure the opening of a McRoo Burger Palace will turn the outback town of Nuffenmuchear into a metropolis as people flock there for their McRoo burgers. The importance of this event cannot be under-estimated, since the economic stimulation is bound to create hundreds and thousands of jobs.
Clearly these people are not disctracted by the credit crunch.
I have gained some tips in the ripening of McRooNads via my mate Brian and his connections, but I do believe Sir Freddy is holding on to some secrets in preparing the delicacy, as I still find the end product to be very chewy.
I will have to see if Brian can twist Sir Freddy’s arm in disclosing some of the secrets…
Take a good look at the tent, the food, and the “furniture” in that pic. That is what the left wants us to be living as so we can become wise like our aboriginal ancestors, and pray to the earth mother gia. What a crock of crap.
There was no culture more wise than the ancient Greeks who’s model we base our culture on today…CIVILIZATION!
Seen any aboriginals send any men to the moon lately? Probes to Mars? Did they discover the wreck of the Titanic in 12,000 feet of water? Could they even measure 12,000 feet?
People need to see things for what they are. We now have an affirmative action president, foreign occupier, friend of communism, who is appointing a gun grabbing affirmative action wise latina to lifetime in the supreme court. What the hell is a Latina anyway? If I was Italian does that make me a latina? After all Italian is a latin language isn’t it? Here is some advice for you, don’t let them take the guns, and don’t get the chip implant.
@ Expertman_2000:
Very wise words indeed.
Two points of information;
None other than Al Gore is publishing the textbook that is to be used in the teaching of the Aborigine culture; however there seems to be a point or two that needed to be altered. It seems that the Aborigines used tree bark for their clothing, but termites devoured their clothing and they remained in the mode of dress you see to this day.
Not to worry, Al will come up with his usual myths as he did with Global warming.
The street bag women who make claim to be a “wise latina”woman, Sotomayor is neither in any way Latin nor wise.
If you read the following you will see the truth about who are the real Latin’s. This is not an excerpt from Al Gore publications, but the truth.
The Romans were one of the numerous groups of people living in Italy in and around the City of Roma and occupied a larger territory than the present City of Rome. They were well-civilized, developed expert military and political skills and became the Dominant group in Italy. Next to them in the same Region of Italy called Latium (in Latin) now called Lazio lived another group of highly civilized people named the LATINS. THESE LATINS SPOKE THE LATIN LANGUAGE (LINGUA LATINA). The Romans eventually conquered these Latins and incorporated them, at par with them, within the Roman life and granted them Roman Citizenship and all the privileges of being Romans
Johann: You’re not the only one trying to get the same result as Sir Freddy does. Sorry to see your efforts ending up chewy. They should turn out as a sort of ‘left in the sun squidgy oysterish’ consistency. As a show of respect to Sir Freddy, I’d never reveal ‘special secret business’, that he confides in with me.
How ever Johann, in a back handed way, can I offer you a clue. You have to experiment with the amounts and the time needed yourself, Sir Freddy simply calls it ‘leavin them some time in ball juice’.
As we articulate a little different from Sir Freddy, you can probably conclude he’s referring to marinating the Nads in their original seminal fluid.
Let me know how you get on. You’ll know when you’ve got it right, it’s a sort of pleasant ‘off milk’ taste to a concerning palate.
You must teach those around you which is the superior civilization, and not be cowed by the leftist maggots who want to destroy what the West has built up! Lies, such as , “the Chinese were more advanced than Europe”. “They had gunpowder, printing, large ships, ect”. Pure bullshit! They never advanced in any of the sciences, such as medicine, art, exploration, ect.
Their “printing” was a block of wood. The Europeans created the movable type press. Acupunture is nonsense, like feng sui, ect.
The Afrikans never had writing, or the wheel, the Beringians never passed a neolthic level, and the Abos, graduated to petrol sniffing! Classical Greek civilization surpassed all others at it’s time, and today we still are in awe of our Greek ancestors! Ancient Egypt was a backwater, which didn’t have science which was invented by the Greeks. Pryamids? The Parthenon! One was putting blocks on top of blocks and was for the vanity of the Pharoh. The Parthenon was a monument to the civilizaition of Greece and Athens! Don’t let the lie to you and your kin!