OK. We get it. The guy was a great entertainer. He had dance routines like nobody else on the planet. Many attempted to copy his moves. They just couldn’t. Just ask Justin Timberlake.
So Michael was good – let’s call it brilliant. For all he achieved, he was more than adequately rewarded. I confess that I have a couple of his DVDs. And CDs. The stuff he made before he turned himself into a freak show. Bizarre as it may be, I can even understand this from the perspective of the inadequacies that obviously haunted him. That is the only possible explanation for doing to himself what he did.
But why couldn’t he leave the kids alone? For all that he had going for him, why did he go down that route? As much as I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt, the facts portrayed a different image.
So Michael was indeed good. He was brilliant. But he was not God. So forgive me for not worshipping him. Or not. I don’t really care.
Michael’s body will be donated to Lego. It will be melted down into plastic blocks so little kids can play with him for a change.
Michael has cancelled all upcoming dates. One is Thomas aged 9. Another is Dylan aged 6.
Michael’s last words as he was being driven to hospital: “Is there any room in the children’s ward?”
Reports of Michael Jackson dying is incorrect. He was caught in the children’s ward having a stroke.
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OK. You did it. I warned you. DON’T DO MICHAEL. But you wouldn’t listen. Now I’m gonna do TRP jokes.
ETB/Schwartz/Alley Oop sockpuppet.
-Admin.
Don't these puppets get tired of their charades? Their idle threats aren't even funny anymore.
Get a life already.
Question: What is warm, brown and is often found in a
baby’s diaper?
Answer: Michale Jackson’s hand.
Anonymous: Go on, do your TRP jokes. But at the end of the day you’re gonna always be Anonymous, unless you get the guts to be yourself.
Take a big breath, exhale slowly, repeat it a few times, and then become ‘reborn’ as a somebody.
Bit of a challenge in your present condition, but get out of your closet, stop calling a spade a shovel, it’s always gonna be a spade.
Brian: OK bigshot. You asked for it. Here it is:
What do you think of having gays in the navy?
answer: It gives a new meaning to the word “seaman”.
Jockeys across America stopped for a moment of silence to honor one of the great riders of three year olds in the country…
Good one Brian!
Mr. Me: A slight correction to your question.
Question: What ‘was’ warm, ‘was’ brown and ‘used’ to be found often found in a baby’s diaper?
Answer: Michale Jackson’s hand. But the good news is, it won’t be happening anymore.
Anonymous: What’s your navy joke got to do with TRP?
Anonymous: And the reason?
I couldn’t think of any TRP jokes so I thought a homophobic joke would suffice until then.
Anonymous: Are you a shirt tail lifter? Just trying to understand your dribble is all.
Brian: You want a date?
This "Anonymous" is another ETB/Schwartz/Alley Oop sockpuppet
-Admin