What a way to finish our tour to Buckingham Palace. Young Prince Harry told me he had a mate who could play tunes from his bum! I know Harry’s a bit of a prankster, and thought he was playing a joke on me.
Harry said, “Old mate Aussie Brian, I’m serious, I’ll get Mr. Methane to give you a ring and you can meet him!”
Aussie Brian meets Mr. Methane before one of his shows. This guy is a flatulent supremo!
True to Prince Harry’s word, I get a call from Mr.Methane. He said he’d love to meet me and give Aussie Brian a free ticket to his show.
I explained to him I had some aboriginal mates and a kangaroo with me. No problem he says, you’re all welcome. I told him about Sir The Big Fella and how when he gets on the drink he has a tendency to jump on anything bending over. Mr. Methane asked if I could provide some extra security to stop Sir The Big Fella doing a “Mating Of The Fart Ceremony”. No worries there I said, Aussie Brian and Sir Freddy Walkerlongaway can keep things from getting out of hand.
Aussie Brian and Sir Freddy Walkerlongaway get up close to the stage as Sir The Big Fella gets stuck into the Fosters beer.
Ivan Gottabiggabellie also attended with Lady Lucy Ukenrooder and Lady Mary Gunnabeacook. That’s them up the back.
What a performance Mr. Methane put on, played all the old favourites, “The Blue Danube”, “Jingle Bells”, “Happy Birthday To You” and loads more. He never run out of ‘puff’ and his grand finale was blowing out some candles.
Exerpt of Mr. Methane playing "The Blue Danube".
For more ‘explosive gems’ like when he famously ‘let rip’ on Norwegian television, just visit his web site www.mrmethane.com
A great way to finish our U.K. trip, back to Australia tomorrow, catchya later.
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Johann: No, we offered Mr. Methane the chance to trial the McRooNads, but he was concerned the volatile richness of their protein could cause his arse to literally explode.
Imagine the mess it could cause if his guts blew out his entrails onto the audience!
Is it ripened McRooNads which give Mr Methane the “puff”?