We’re having a ball over here in the U.K. It seems The Royal Family love Aussies. Her Majesty told me to grab a beer and come for a stroll around Kensington Gardens. As you can see, she was amazed at the size of The Big Fella. Her Majesty and Prince Phillip asked him all about “The Mating of the ‘Roo Ceremony” and enquired about him giving a gala performance with the Royal Corgis!
Aussie Brian strolls with The Big Fella and The Royals in Kensington Gardens whilst One Legged Nancy does a spot of gardening for the Queen.
One Legged Nancy came along and couldn’t resist doing some gardening. Of course, seeing her bending over aroused The Big Fella and you can see the look of surprise on The Queen’s face, she quickly told me maybe it wouldn’t be such a good idea to involve the Corgis with The Big Fella after all.
The Royals are great hosts and bunged on a slap up garden party for us.
Garden Party at Buckingham Palace. Aussie Brian introduces the Queen to One Legged Nancy and Mary Gunnabeacook. The Big Fella and Frankie take it easy awaiting their turn.
The girls had been practicing bowing and did a great job when I introduced them to The Queen.
We did the formal part of the visit last night. Her Majesty bestowed Knighthoods and Ladyships on Freddy Walkerlongaway, The Big Fella, One Legged Nancy, Lucy Ukenrooder and Frankie. Aussie Brian declined the offer, which The Queen accepted in good grace.
The Queen chats with Prince Charles about the size of McRooNads as Freddy Walkerlongaway and Lucy Ukenrooder are shown into the Banquet Hall at Buckingham Palace. Aussie Brian and Frankie are in the background providing security.
After the titles were given out Freddy Walkerlongaway hoisted a dead ‘roo on his shoulders and along with Mary Gunnabeacook turned on feast of McRoo Burgers and McRooNads in the main Palace Banquet Hall. Both the young Princes were there, you can see them giggling behind Lucy Ukenrooder as she walked in with Prince Phillip and Lady Camilla Parker Bowles.
Frankie was on hand to help Aussie Brian with security arrangements, and Freddy gave her a huge bowl of McRooNads for her effort.
We’re all off back home to Australia next week, but I’ll see if one of the young Princes can connect me to the TRP show this Friday night.
Another spectacular moment in the annals of British History
Sir Klive: Spectacular you reckon. If the now knighted Sir The Big Fella was left unchaperoned, Camilla or the Royal Corgis could ‘also’ be part of ‘anal’ British History.
Sir The Big Fella ain’t real choosey when he spies “an opening” of any kind, if you get my drift.
When we took him to the Mr. Methane show he asked me if the talcum powder was a lubricant marital aid!
God knows what would have happend if he’d found Prince Phillip upstairs, drunk and bent over the royal chamber pot when we was staying at Buckingham Palace!