“The Mating Of The ‘Roo Ceremony” was heralded as a huge success. After the drama of Ima Pistalot giving Prince Charles the Swine Flu, local woman “One Legged” Nancy stepped up to the plate and proved what a champion she is. The ‘roo in question “The Big Fella” showed great skills as he manouvered the novice “One Legged” Nancy into the appropriate crouching position, which brought thunderous applause from the crowd.
WARNING: Image NSFW.
Australian army personel and Frankie stand guard as The Big Fella & One Legged Nancy perform the "Mating Of The 'Roo Ceremony".
The Australian Army was called in to the tiny outback town of Didgyabringabeerwidgya, where the ceremony took place, to back up security official Frankie. How ever, no ugly scenes were reported, with protestors not allowed to enter Didgyabringabeerwidgya.
Locals cheered as the ‘roo guts offering oozed back down in to the pot. Reports are pouring in to the Australian media that the event far out shone the “Skipping The Pot” ceremonies seen in Botswana.
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Oy, Cobber! Did Frankie vomit? Cause I nearly did!
Jeff: Not at all mate, Aussies have a strong constitution. Frankie and me wolfed down the contents of the "mating pot" with several warm cans of Fosters beer.