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Angels Not Ready For Rochester Patrols

Ronald Halling tries to teach new recruits

Ronald Halling tries to teach new recruits

Despite 8-hour-a-week training sessions for the last two months, the Guardian Angels are still not ready to patrol streets of Rochester, Minnesota, according to franchise director Ronald Halling.

A recent publicity event showcasing the franchise’s expertise at breaking up street crime fell apart as the Angels were left flat-footed in their mock altercation. “Stop! Stop! What are you waiting for?” barked the red-bereted Halling at the tream, bringing the training exercise to a halt. “Bust that (fight) up.”

The 17 volunteers, ranging in age from 17 to 55 and includes a college student and a grandmother, have been receiving training in CPR and self defense and going over hypothetical scenarios ranging from domestic abuse situations to street brawls.

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Halling instructs a recruit

Even though Halling says the franchise will begin operating sometime in late July, director of development Mike Lesmeister is not as confident on the date. “We just got done crawling, and now we’re learning to walk,” Lesmeister said. “We got to learn to walk a little stronger.”

Mike LaPlante, leader of the Rochester franchise, said the group wants to introduce the patrols in “cool,” less crime-ridden areas before focusing on the “hotter areas around town.” Such hot spots include the east side of Silver Lake Park, the Homestead Village area, Slatterly Park and East Park.

“We’ll be there to help the police in any way that we can. We’re not there to show up the Rochester police,” LaPlante said.

“We want to be a proactive control towards gangs, violence, drugs and crime,” said patrol leader Dayton “Wolf” Buege, a serious, bespectacled man who plans to attend Rochester Community and Technical College in the fall.

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  1. The Great Frank says

    The GA cult followers used to describe themselves like their cult god Sliwa as, "crimefighters". But since they've been exposed as a fraud having no license or certification to arrest or detain, or touch anyone, they've changed the act to, "crime deterrence"! Look at the loser leading them! Another pathetic nothing trying to get some acknowledgement in his empty life! And how much of the "donations" does he get? And how much is sent back to Sliwa in NYC? We want a complete accountlng publicly of the money!

  2. The Great Frank says

    Once again this scam is being perpertrated on the ignorant who know nothing of media shyster Curtis Sliwa and sick cult. Hey, when they ask you for a “donation”, ask back for a reciept! Sliwa has been using the GA as a cash cow for years! Where does the cash that is collected go? Anyone ever seen the reciepts for it? Of course not! How else do you think that this media shyster and degenerate liar gets a $1.5million condo in Manhattan? He’s got stooges like this, who are like the Moonies begging for money which no one knows where it goes? Ans:?Sliwa’s pockets!

  3. Curtis Sliwa says

    What is wid U jidrools? I am a crime fighter. I went down to Mulberry Street, Frank!! -Did U eva here o' Duh Feast O' San Gennaro? Juss becuz I makes duh moolah shmooolah? The cheddar, marone! I thought we wus Paisans! C'mon- put on a red jacket and beret and walk a beat wid me. I'll see you get paid. Health Insurance?-I guarantee it!! Life Insurance?- why not!!

    Alley Oop/ETB/Schwatz

    -Admin

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