Ima Pistalot introduces Prince Charles to locals from Didgyabringabeerwidgya on his arrival in Australia.
Buckingham Palace officials have confirmed that Prince Charles has contracted Swine Flu after meeting with Ima Pistalot. The Prince flew in to Australia to attend the inaugural “Mating of the ‘Roo Ceremony” to be held in the tiny outback town of Didgyabringabeerwidgya.
Australia has revoked Ima Pistalot’s entry visa and ordered her to leave the country. There are rumours circulating that the ceremony will be cancelled.
But Aussie Brian has learnt that Ima Pistalot had been coaching local women to stand in for her if anything unforseen happened.
Frankie provides security as Ima Pistalot coaches some local women. On the far right is "One Legged" Nancy, she's been chosen to replace Ima Pistalot.
It seems the “Mating of the ‘Roo Ceremony will go ahead, with local woman “One Legged” Nancy standing in for Ima Pistalot, or should it be said she’ll ‘hop’ into Ima’s place.
The Big Fella’s Training Site Found!
The Big Fella works out on his special tree, says he just keeps pouding away using his special “muscle expanding technique”.
As promised in an earlier post “The Big Fella” told Aussie Brian he’d take him to his secret training site. What a revelation it was! He uses what he calls his special “muscle expanding technique” and bangs away at the stump of a tree. Look at the gouges he’s put in it, what a champion!
Freddy Walkerlongaway has told Aussie Brian the ceremony will be happening during the week, so I’ll keep all you TRP fans posted.
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Brian stop! Yer’ killin’ me. I’m a bit of a Monarchist you know, (whose family is any better after all). By the way, which one is Michelle Obama?
Jeff: I don’t mind Charlie and his relations either, so I’m very worried about his health. But what a shame he can’t attend the “Mating of the ‘Roo” ceremony. Charles loves coming to Australia and getting out and about with the locals, maybe he could have taken back some ideas about a “Mating of the Corgi” ceremony.
As far as Michelle Obama goes, it’s an insult to even consider her looking as beautiful as the women from Didgyabringabeerwidgya, and especially “One Legged” Nancy.
Poor Michelle, she already had to give Carla the evil eye out of envy and now it’s going to be one legged Nancy.
ROTFLMAO
Johann: I was having a few beers with “The Big Fella”, and I asked him about the possibility of taking the “Mating of the ‘Roo” to America. I suggested maybe an encounter with Michelle Obama on the White House lawn.
He looked at me horrified by my suggestion. “The Big Fella” said no self respecting ‘Roo would stoop that low. He reckons the tree he practices on excites him more than Michelle Obama would.
He told me if he tried it with Michelle Obama he wouldn’t be “up” to it, if you get my drift :-)
Don’t worry about seeing Michelle Obama; she’s too classy to be found in the vicinity of the likes of you. … How would you like me to make similar no-class jokes about the Queen and our Alaskan grizzly bears?
Uhm, “EagleRiverWoman”, how many classless jokes have been made about Sarah Palin and her family?
- Admin.
Aussie woman bare their breasts when the Queen of England comes to Australia. Apparently Abo women bare it for anyone! but then again, who cares?
The Foreign Occupier might go for the Big Fella, after all, he’s “on the down low”!
Hi Admin. I’m not a fan of Sarah Palin. Touting herself as a Christian leader, while failing as the parent of an unwed daughter, made herself and family a natural target for jokes. Neither her self-serving Christian “values” nor her superficial good looks qualify her for national leadership. Michelle Obama is not only visually attractive; she displays grace and good character, and has earned genuine respect. ;)
EagleRiverWoman: Who’s making jokes, this is serious business, bringing the cultures of the world to every one’s attention. I merely report on the things from Australia that isn’t covered by the main stream media.
I can’t agree with you about Michelle Obama being “visually attractive”, I think she is definitely “visually ugly”.
But I may be biased because I’m an Aussie. Mary Gunnabeacook and “One Legged” Nancy who’s pictures I’ve previously posted show women of a natural beauty, not like Obama who spends thousands of tax payers dollars at hair salons and beauty parlours.
The irony of it all though, as Obama displays, money can’t buy beauty!
The Great Frank: I know the Big Fella fairly well, if you want see how fast a ‘roo can run, get Obama or his wife to make sexual advances to him, within seconds he’d be disappearing over the horizon!
Brian, did I forget to mention Michelle Obama is a high powered attorney who’s used to earning big money? She’s not getting her beauty ride on the taxpayers’ dollars. Palin’s the one who was using national campaign money to look like a Barbie doll. Are you suggesting we have an international culture clash going on here? Or do women have to go topless before you consider them to be natural or beautiful? If so, try telling that to the women in your life, and see if you come out of it in one piece! By the way, I did enjoy the creative way in which P.Charles got the flu!
EagleRiverWoman: So you are saying that Obama’s getting “to look beautiful” by paying for it. Which is the point I was making, natural looking aboriginal women don’t earn big money, but they out shine the phoney made up ones by a country mile.
I’m an old fashioned boy, who knows that “forever”, the boys like looking at the girls, and the girls like looking at the boys, it’s always been that way, and always will be.
I love telling women they look gorgeous when they’ve made the effort to dress well and look stunning. Always have done. I also tell them they’re raising an old blokes blood pressure when they’re dressed in a bikini.
So the bottom line is, of course a bloke likes looking at a nice set of tits, same as women like looking at nice of set of chest muscles on a bloke.
Now; dear lady EagleRiverWoman, tell me whether you have, or never have eyed off a manly chest or some bulging biceps and thought “yum, yum?”
BTW, search Google and you’ll find plenty of pics of Prince Charles with naked “natives.”
Okay you f**king assholes whoever put up that bulls**t up about Prince Charles contracting swine flu off of us Aboriginals should take that right f**king down before I report that racism and false accusations by the ways you can say tell that was photo shopped so all this racism and false accusations and gossiping better F**KING stop