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Aussie Brian meets “The Big Fella” in Outback Town of Didgyabringabeerwidgya.

Aussie Brian and Frankie sharing a beer with "The Big Fella". (click to enlarge)

Aussie Brian and Frankie have made it to the tiny outback town of Didgyabringabeerwidgya.

We’ve met “The Big Fella” and had a few beers with him and Freddy Walkerlongaway. Both are excited about the upcoming inaugural “Mating of the ‘Roo” ceremony.

We haven’t got to meet Ima Pistalot yet, but she said we can watch her training in a day or so. “The Big Fella” told me it’s also ok to watch him train and take a few pictures.

Apparantly he’s got a special “muscle expanding technique” he wants to show Aussie Brian, so all you TRP fans be on the look out for some more interesting pics.

Gotta run though, Mary Gunnabeacook is rustling us up some McRooNads. She’s been keeping them out the back of the shed for a couple of weeks “ripening”, as she calls it!

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  1. NewsGuy says

    Brian, they say a picture says 1,000 words…. yours say 10,000!

  2. georgetheatheist says

    Brian, did you buy your shorts on Christopher Street? Va-va–va-voom!

  3. Brian from Australia says

    georgetheatheist: You ain’t taking the piss out of this old boy are ya. Freddy Walkerlongaway has strict dress codes to get into his McRoo Bars. That’s my “stepping out” gear, I always dress to impress when I’m visiting any of Freddy’s premises!

  4. Johann says

    Brian, I had no idea the McRooNads were ripened at all. It explains then why my recipe turns out very chewy – I obviously don’t have the skills required to prepare this delicacy.

  5. Jeff from Torontostan says

    Freddy, pour me a pint that big, I’ll be right over! (Hold the McRoo nads however.)

  6. Joe from Jersey says

    I bet the beer is Foster’s. And it looks good too!
    Keep calling in, I enjoy your discussions with John and Frank and Newsguy very much.

  7. The Great Frank says

    Brian is a champion bloke! I proudly wear my Aussie slouch hat when talking to him.

  8. Brian from Australia says

    Johann: I see where you’re going wrong. It’s all in the preparation, Mary Gunnabeacook leaves them in the sun for a couple of weeks, which ripens them naturally. Some people with a taste for fine qusine prefer them raw, that’s called McRooNad Sushi.

  9. Johann says

    Brian, I’m a brave man, but not that brave. I think the Nad Sushi might be a bit of a stretch for my palate.

  10. Brian from Australia says

    Johann: Where’s that famous Booer Folk spirit? I’ll send you some so you and your family can sit down and experience a unique Australian gourmet meal.

    Be sure to liberally spray them with Mortein fly spray first though, other wise the flies will get stuck into them. Although some Aussies prefer to sharpen the end of a chop stick to a fine point so they can impale a fly with each mouthful.



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