
South Bronx Playground
Degenerate Dirtbag Curtis Sliwa has found a new sideline in duping unsuspecting tourists with a special guided tour of New York City’s South Bronx.
On his or her own, a tourist can purchase an all-day MetroCard pass for $7.50, take the 4 train and see crime-ridden areas in the South Bronx like 183rd, Fordham, Edenwald and Southern Boulevard. Directions and maps of these areas are available for free on Google Maps. Yet the Guardian Angels leader expects tourists to give him $5,000 for a tour of these areas.
“You see the improvement in the South Bronx, but you also see the remnants of the 1970s and 1980s,” Sliwa told Crain’s New York. “There are still abandoned buildings, graffiti, and young men congregating on corners staring out evilly as if you could be their ATM.”
Oh my. Seems Oakies from flyover country who can’t afford a wild African safari can slum with the Angels for the right price.
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Hey, don’t you wants to see a therapeutic back massage and a concrete sandwich? Don’t youze wants to see dope shootin crack smoking psychopathic uzi toting killing machines. Was wrong wid dat? F&J&NG, youze juss jellus becuz youze a bunch a bums. Get sum scratch, some moolah shmoolah- dats what u’r judged by in the end. Duh one who gets duh most toys wins- YOU LOSE!
Sweet. Another Sliwa story.
It’s been about an hour since we’ve seen one of these. I was starting to get tremors.
Whew.
He is trying to revive his "glory days" when people didn't know that he was a degenerate liar. Hey, fool, why didn't you become a cop and really fight crime"?
Frank: I make more moolah shmoolah this way. Want me to give yaz a loan?