Degenerate Dirtbag Curtis Sliwa‘s Guardian Angels have sunk to a new low by crashing a children’s Easter Egg Hunt to troll for new recruits.
Event coordinators George Page and Tina Jandrzewski were taken aback by the site of three red-beret-wearing clowns, obviously too old and out of shape for “crime fighting”, who showed up unannounced at the children’s celebration in New Haven, Connecticut. “It’s still fine to have them,” resigned Page, with a sullen sigh of defeat.
One Angel, who called himself “Sausage,” said they had come “to make sure that no one bothers the kids. To make sure they don’t wander off toward the road. Things like that.” However, the children’s party was in a very safe location and there were no signs of danger in the police-patrolled park.
Besides the cheap publicity stunt, the Angels were also looking for recuits. To that end, they seemed to have found at least one – single dad Pat Crisco, who was an old school friend of one Angel who calls himself “Snuff”. The two exchanged numbers but it was unclear if Crisco would don the clown’s outfit himself and risk life and limb unpaid and insured as a “crime fighter”.
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"Sausage"? Hmmm, given the fact that KKKurtis Sliwa "knew" degenerate pedophile George Weber and went to parties for hours at his home, we can understand what the nickname "sausage" really means!
Captain America is the one right between “snuff” and “crack.”
Frank: Put on a red Beret and a red jacket and walk a beat with me. Otherwise, fuggedaboudit!