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Guardian Angels Crash And Burn In Calgary

sliwa-duhDegenerate Dirtbag Curtis Sliwa‘s Guardian Angels have been stagnating ever since their stupid red berets began patrolling the streets of Calgary, Canada.

Since introduced to the Alberta city two years ago in 2007, the number of volunteers, who are not paid and uninsured by the organization for putting their lives at risk for fighting “crime”, has remained at the initial level of 10. Twice-a-week patrols have been cut back to one.

The demise of the Guardian Angels’ Calgary franchise adds to a long list of epic failures for the rag-tag street patrol, including Halifax, Nova Scotia, Boston, Massachussets, Merridian, Mississippi, and Norwalk, Connecticut.

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  1. Curtis Sliwa says

    Frank & John: You are just jealous of me because I make moolah shmoolah and you’re going into hock and begging on the air for the scratch to keep your pathetic show on the internet. Your frustration comes out when you scream at your guests for nothing. You have a dog of a show and have the same exact pathetic callers each week. Maybe I have a voice that is rough but Cheryl Oy Vey! Maybe I rip off the angels but you rip off your families by spending money on your decrepid show. Go back to Hal. Shave your heads and goosestep. I haveto go to the porcelain palace and upchuck. Vaie Dankie, Boeres! Ons Vir Jou, SCHMUCKS!

    This is not Curtis Sliwa…. it’s the poster ETB, who is also an annoying sh-t stirrer known as “Alley Oop” and “Schwartz”. FYI – the IP’s don’t lie, bitch.

    - Admin.

  2. Johann says

    C’mon ETB, posting under different nicks is as original as the Obamas choice of presents for foreign dignatories.

  3. ETB says

    Johann: I’ll cop to Alley Oop and ETB-but SCHWARTZ?- that’s too Jewish for me. He’s still out there somewhere. Call John Walsh of Americas Most Wanted and have him post it. He’s still on the run- It ain’t me. I might as well go all out and call myself Fyvush Finkel!

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