The Edmonton franchise of Degenerate Dirtbag Curtis Sliwa‘s Guardian Angels has dwindled down to a mere four members, forcing the franchise to make some hard choices about its future.
“Our numbers have gone down,” franchise operator Dave Schroder whined. “If only half the people who’ve approached us on the street … and said, ‘This is fantastic, this is great, I’d like to join,’ we would have probably 20 members.”
Despite a bright start two years ago – and active franchise marketing via school events, public meetings, and even face-to-face interactions on the street – nothing seems to have gotten civilians to don a red beret and put personal life and limb at risk without pay or even insurance from the “crime fighting” group.
This has been a recurring theme for all Guardian Angel franchises in Canada. Halifax, Nova Scotia and Calgary, Alberta are also at threadbare membership levels.
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Nice try, Alley Oop/ETB/Schwartz.
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Curtis Sliwa is so delusional that he thinks he is a mafia don! This pathetic wannabe even imagined that the public was so stupid, like his stooges, to believe that he had a “sit down” in Brooklyn with the Gambino crime family to discuss their “differences”. Wow is he nuts! He has developed the G.A. on the same lines as a mafia family. He delusionally thinks that he’s the “Godfather”, or Capo D’Tuti,Capo. His stooges, or chapter heads are his capos, and their smucks are their “crew” just like the mob. That’s why he’s so obsessed with the mob. He’s a cheap little wannabe! Like the mob, his stooges even have nicknames! I wonder what his “capos” kick up to him in regards to “donations” that they beg for? Keep Canada clean! Send the G.A. and Sliwa back to the sewers of Canarsie Brooklyn where he crawled up out of !