Latest poster for "Tarzan And His Ape Man". Stars Barack Obonkey & Joe "The Toilet" Bidet.
Obonkey goes ape, Joe goes wild at Ministry Of Lies press conference!
Sensational commotion at Ministry Of Lies press conference for new Tarzan movie, “Tarzan And His Ape Man”, starring Barack Obonkey and Joe “The Toilet” Bidet.
Gay young Kenyan born chimpanzee Barack Obonkey, who stars as Cheeta, went ape-shit recently at a press conference debuting the new movie “Tarzan And His Ape Man”.
In scenes reminiscent of the attack by “Travis”, a chimpanzee who recently bit off the face of Charla Nash, 55, from Stamford Connecticut, Obonkey, with saliva dripping from bared fangs, launched himself at reporters and fans that he thought were getting too much attention from co-star Joe “The Toilet” Bidet.
Obonkey screamed, “I’ll tear your faces off, like Travis did, Joe’s mine, I made him a star!“. Obonkey was tazered by White House security men to prevent catastrophic injuries and bloodshed. As he was being sedated and put back in his cage, he yelled, “And they promised to fix my ears, what about my ears!”
Obonkey after being sedated, he stated: "That's what can happen when we mix with whiteys".
Meanwhile Joe “The Toilet” Bidet started yelling, “What about me, what about my name on the poster, you spelt it like a toilet!” Joe kept yelling abuse, “The new poster sucks!, where’s the new teeth, and there’s only one of my nipples showing!” Joe started ripping posters down, furious at Obonkey’s name getting top billing, and still ranting about the lack of nipples and teeth.
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Hey, I read the book. Tarzan never had a hair transplant!
ETB: But this is the “new” Hollywood, anything goes. An undisclosed source revealed Joe got a 2 in 1 job. Apparently he needed a brain transplant as well, so he wouldn’t fluff his lines!