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Gay Ducks Spell End Of Species

Ben and Jerry

Ben and Jerry

Zoologists in West Sussex, UK have all but given up their attempts to keep the rare Blue Duck species alive after the last two remaining males in the country have apparently turned gay.

Ben and Jerry waddle side-by-side and hoot at each other as if they were performing mating rituals, leaving sole female Cherry by the wayside.

“To our surprise the two males really took to each other and it was obvious that they really liked each other,” said Arundel Wetland Centre warden Paul Stevens.

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  1. PuterPrsn says

    So … how about artificial insemination??

  2. Scithion says

    If only we could get a couple billion gay people… we might finally near that oft sought ZPG.

  3. The NIM Truth says

    fagget.

  4. Michael says

    Invetro Fetilization!!!!

  5. David says

    Why not keep the two males apart and put them only in with the female one at a time? Let them get desperate a bit.



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