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Take my family, Please: The Guerra Family

Take my family, Please: The Guerra Family

A recently-laid off Austin, Texas man has put his family up on E-Bay so that he can pay the bills in these tough economic times.

Loren Guerra hopes his all-American family can be used as “brand ambassadors” and has opened bidding at US $50,000. However, demand for their services might also be affected by the economy, as the current bid is only US$9,000.

Guerra told CBS News that his family will not anything that is not “family oriented or anti-family values”, including endorsing alcohol, tobacco, gambling or the adult entertainment industry. “We won’t touch anything like that,” he said.

Wife Katina said her husband is “kinda crazy” but then agreed with the scheme, adding, “you’ve gotta do crazy things, come up with creative ideas, and this seemed like a great opportunity and seemed like something we could do as a family”.

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  1. ETB says

    They’re just spics. Who would pay one peso for them?

  2. Red says

    ETB = hole

  3. eyempress says

    @ ETB: Ah, I see ignorance is alive and well, and living in you.

  4. Nichole Nicholes says

    Man, ETB, you really are an asshole.

  5. Endgame says

    I guess my bid of $4.50 didn’t hold up.

  6. y says

    just the type of comment i would expect from a website called “The Right Perspective” actually…it’s time for things to shift drastically to the left.

  7. ETB says

    If I were saying something irrelevant, you would just ignore me.

  8. Quartermain says

    and let me y an acceptable from something the Left perspective would be They’re just hicks with no complaints from any of you. That is why the hypocritical left is dying… There were negative reaction more than agreement. Would be the same if someone said they’re just Hicks? Hardly.

  9. Nichole Nicholes says

    @ ETB: I have been going through this website and at every post, you are making some comment that is full of HATE against African-Americans, gays, Hispanics, or Jews.

    WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

    I understand the Admin of this website believes in “free speech” but you really are coming off more like a racist troll. And I am really starting to think that you are posting all these HATEFUL comments to make this website look bad.

    I’ve listened to The Right Perspective and, even though they’re incendiary, they’re not really RACIST like you are.

    I hope for the health of this website and the good name of The Right Perspective the Admin rethinks his position and bans you from posting here.

  10. Endgame says

    Boo hoo.

    Another liberal fighting for the rights of others when they have no idea how it feels to be in that position. Guilt is on the rise! Nothing worse than a do-gooder.



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