Hollywood woos Obonkey for remake of "Tarzan The Ape Man"
Sensational news just broke in Australia!
At the recent Hollywood Oscars, a Hollywood insider told of plans to cast latest ministry of lies star Obonkey as Tarzan’s chimp in a remake of the great movie classic “Tarzan The Ape Man”. Secret undisclosed sources also revealed that Joe Biden is undergoing more hair transplants and a rigorous training regime so he can star as Tarzan.
Other sources suggested the name of the remake “may be changed” to “Tarzan ‘With’ His Ape Man”.
When the Kenyan born Obonkey was quizzed by journalists about his sudden rise to fame, he replied in typical hollywood style, “I’ve always been waiting for the day to portray ‘the real me’, and you guys have given me a golden opportunity”.
When Joe was spotted in the background, he grumbled, “But who’s the sidekick, who’s the real star?” It’s reported that he’s OK with it all, as he’s getting new hair, great teeth and bulging muscles.
Brian from Australia will keep you posted on any updates to the new poster if Joe agrees to his “new” look.
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That Tarzan is Lex Barker; his wife, Lana Turner kicked him out of their house at gunpoint for raping her teenage daughter, Cheryl Crane. Give me Johnny Weissmuller!
The chimp will probably get an Oscar with the way they are catering to the “poor me(s)” lately.
Obama's a monkey.
Erica, you are the typical stupid, low-class feminazi (ie: brain-dead conservative woman).
No wonder conservative men think conservative women are SHIT. Go back to beating your young and blaming a black man for it, cow.
Look at your fat, smelly mother, conservative cunt, and then go around calling good people names.