Some “educated” people just have no idea when they are knee-jerk liberals. No need to fret though. There is a blog with a number of tips to help reveal their true political colours:
If you think White people who never owned slaves should give money to Black people who never were slaves…
You Just Might be a Liberal
If you think making honest people jump through hoops to legally own a gun will cut down on crime….
You Just Might be a Liberal
If you believe the “Vast Right Wing Conspiracy” is alive and well….
You Just Might be a Liberal
If you believe the current round of global warming is caused by SUVs instead of that big shiny thing up in the sky…
You Just Might be a Liberal
If you believe the world’s temperature was perfect in 1954 and any increase marks the beginning of the end for humanity…
You Just Might be a Liberal!
If you’re stinking rich but hate capitalism…
You Just Might be a Liberal
If you think only White people can be racist….
You Just Might be a Liberal
If you feel shouting down a speaker you disagree with is a good exercise in Free Speech…
You Just Might be a Liberal
If you think Al Franken is funny….
You Just Might be a Liberal
If you’ve ever called an illegal alien an “Undocumented Worker”…
You Just Might be a Liberal
If you consider yourself a “Feminist” but feel it culturally insensitive to criticize the way Muslims treat women….
You Just Might be a Liberal
If you really believe the US losing in Iraq will help stop terrorism…
You Just Might be a Liberal
If you feel the lefties at Google collecting personal information is way cool but the government doing it is obscene….
You Just Might be a Liberal
If you feel submerging a crucifix in urine is art but putting a copy of the Koran in a toilet is hate speech….
You Just Might be a Liberal!
If you find the improvement in Iraq is making you depressed….
You Just Might be a Liberal!
If you work for ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN or the New York Times…
You Just Might be a Liberal
If you feel anyone who disagrees with you is brain damaged….
You Just Might be a Liberal
If you didn’t find “Brokeback Mountain” the least bit creepy…
You Just Might be a Liberal
If you think second hand smoke is a bigger threat than global terrorism….
You Just Might be a Liberal
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If you are strictly a liberal or strictly a conservative, you are mentally unsound.
The only difference between conservatism and liberalism is how they want the government to take over. Both are big, big spenders.
Pavlov’s dogs.
You guys really need to get your asses out of conservative’s butts and start thinking on your own. Same goes tor you liberals out there. Right now, you sound like a broken record. Obama this, Obama that, Obama’s a drug user, Obama’s a queer, blah, blah…. Or Bush this, Bush that, blah blah blah.
Bullshit, Schwartz. You’d never support a conservative or Republican, except when they bend in your liberal direction, and you will always vote for a liberal or Democrat.
We know your type and are wise to your game.
Funny post! Thanks Johan!
NIM Truth,
Not true, I’ve already said I would have considered voting for Mitt Romney over Obama. You also know how pro-gun I am. And how I dislike Je$$e Jack$on, Al $harpton, David Duke and all other race hustlers.
Get your head of the sand and your finger out of your ##### Weigh each issue on it’s merit, not liberal/conservative nonsense.
If you feel shouting down a speaker you disagree with is a good exercise in Free Speech…
You Just Might be a Liberal
So Rush and everyone at Fox News is a Liberal?
If you really believe the US losing in Iraq will help stop terrorism…
You Just Might be a Liberal
How is this the case I remember a huge flag on a ship with the words mission acomplished on it. I thought that we won the war?
If you find the improvement in Iraq is making you depressed….
You Just Might be a Liberal!
Does being bummed out that we have to pay the terrorist soldiers in Iraq wages to not fight us count since I would rather see our money go to paying our soldiers better? Not that the extra $10 a day is going to do much.
But hey if it is working so be it.
Guess I am a lib. And would rather have science make sure that SUV’s and nasty factories that are not needed anyway are not messing up the air we breath and not preachers, polititcians, and entertainment reporters.
And there is no way that that green water that glows in the dark and has fish on top of it is our fault either, it must be some underground thing.
Nah seriously, If we can’t laugh at ourselves who can we laugh at. Just sucks that it wasn’t that funny.
Something like,
If you feel bad for the illegal immigrants, but get pissed and turn NIS on them when they don’t do a good job cutting your grass.
You might be a lib.
Woulda been funnier.
You wrote the piece I was going to do! Very funny and spot on. — FPV
You might just be a liberal if you didn’t take your psychotropic medicine!
I don’t know if he was referring to the British political parties or political philosophies in general, but Winston Churchill said,
“Any young man who is not a liberal has no heart. Any mature man who is not a conservative has no brain.”
sorry, I did that from memory. If I had the quote from Churchill before me, the capitalization of the parties, or not, would be conclusive, as he was a scrupulous master of the language.
I shared this with some friends, it was fun to read,
How about starting a “You probably are a “Lazy American Idiot” if! section? Please read on since I hope you might all enjoy!
1. If you believe what politicians tell you is sacrosanct!
2. That the Tea Party killed all the victims in Tuscon(One of the victims threatened a tea party head in public with death but thats ok, he was just overwrought.) If he had been left-wing, examples will follow!
3. “Mission Accomplished” Should haven’t been started till other problems taken care of ie. Pakistan!
4. Actual History is taught in public schools.
5. Political indoctrination(mostly leftist) does not take place in classrooms from kindergarten on. When I was a child we might have a picture of Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln and the sitting president on the walls of our classroom but I recently had work doing electrical maintenance in a school in a Denver CO. The majority of classes had pictures and quotes not only from Oboma but from the terrorist Che Guevara. There was only one classroom in the 20+ classrooms with one picture of Abraham Lincoln. Nothing else!
Well I could go on for quite some time but let me end here for a while and let others hopefully expand on this list!