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Beringians Have “Wonderful Partner” In Obama

In a “get to know” tour of the US Interior Department, Michelle Obama was greeted with whooping, hollering, and tribal drums in the form of an “Honor Song” from singers of the Beringian Black Bear tribal chorus Monday.

The department’s public affairs director, Nedra Darling, gave Michelle a lavender shawl for “strength and courage and duration through her tenure and beyond”.

“For those of you focused on meeting the federal government’s obligations to the Native Americans, understand that you have a wonderful partner in the White House right now,” Michelle told the Berigians, who responded with an approving chorus of whooping and tomahaw chops.

The US Interior Department manages millions of acres of federal land, the nation’s parks, and federal relations with Beringian tribes, among other things.

Beringians, having been disproven to be “native Americans” due to such archeological discoveries as the Kennewick Man, have been appropriately renamed to reflect their true point of origin to the North American continent, the Bering Straits.

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  1. NotCrazy says

    I don’t get what that last part is about. I read about the Kennewick man just now and it is remains that were found that were from 8,400 years ago (Approx).

    The one thing that may be able to be manilpulated into what the author wrote is that the scientist that want to continue to study the remains are trying to argue that since it is from so long ago before genetic differences started to really show it shouldn’t be considered a native american.

    It is common knowledge that all the people in the americas have direct links to the NE asians that crossed the frozen straits into alaska over 10,000 years ago.

    So is the argument here that they all Native Americans are not real Americans? I am not sure what that last part is all about.

  2. over9000 says

    Why is everyone wasting their time on this silly nonsense and ignoring the real issue?

    Obama is trying to pass a rule right now called Poe's Law and it would put all of our freedoms in serious jeapordy! The law is named after a white man named Eddie Poe who was SEALED INTO A WALL IN HIS BASEMENT. The law essentially says that it doesn't count as murder if you don't actually kill the person, but rather put them in a situation that indirectly causes them to die.

    The reason behind this law is that black – sorry, "African American" – gangs in Detroit have started to carry out their killings by locking people up in abandoned houses and leaving them to starve.

    Several of the people in the Obama-nation who have been given very good jobs by his stimulus package are KNOWN MEMBERS OF THESE GANGS!!!!!!

    We must band together to fight for the real truth! We must stop Obama from forcing Poe's Law on us through his twisted and corrupt government!

    STOP POE'S LAW

  3. Poe says

    Over9000, please state what “Poe’s Law” is and provide a resource of it. I think you are mistaken about it. Thanks

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