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Pornographers Want Bailout

Larry Flynt (seated) and Joe Francis (insert)

Larry Flynt (seated) and Joe Francis (insert)

Hustler Magazine editor Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis are now appealing to Congress for a US$5million bailout, claiming the recession has hit the porn industry hard.

According to Flynt, Hustler DVD sales have plummeted 22 percent since 2007. “With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind. It’s time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America,” Flynt said.

Bailing out the porn industry in its time of need is like helping the big three automakers, only, uhm, bigger: “Congress seems willing to help shore up our nation’s most important businesses; we feel we deserve the same consideration.” Francis is going to DC to make his case for the porn industry.

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  1. MulligansGA says

    The Jewish porn Godfather Reuben Sturman, who literally had a warehouse full of boxes of cash and had to weigh his bags of coins because there were just too many to count, would never stoop to this.

  2. Fuck u fag says

    u fags are too stoopid to realize this was a PR joke. What a bunch of ass raping fucktards you are. Go suck a dick you neo nazi scum

  3. RONNIE says

    HI LARRY FLYNT.
    HOW ARE YOU DOING.YOU ARE LOOKING GOOD FOR YOUR AGE .GO FOR IT I THINK WE NEED MORE PEPOLE LIKE YOU TO KEEP THE PORN GOING.THANK YOU



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